Hey now

Greetings crazy peeps. I hope everyone is doing well and enjoying the nice weather. I am. Well, now that I don’t have to do the training in the rain. That shit sucked ass. Oh and I ended up with a nasty sinus infection last week and a bit before. Not cool. I did manage to medicate myself enough to do the training that was a bit more than a 5K last weekend. Whew hew!!!  Yeah I wanted to fall on my face afterwards but hey…..progress!!  Tomorrow will be 4 miles. Shoot. Me.  Now.  I will have to go at a bit slower pace for this mess tomorrow. I have some hiking planned a bit later tomorrow so let’s all hope I don’t do some epic face plants on that one.

On the diet front…….don ‘t even ask. I have just been working on getting in more fruits and veggies. The end.

So what’s goin on this weekend……..training, heading up to the mountains for some outdoor fun. Jazz festival is going on at Piedmont Park. The smell of funnel cakes is calling me. Oh yes. Might check it out on Monday. With a funnel cake. What……I am not the only one that loves that shit. Don’t judge.

 And the dating/relationship words of wisdom for the week……..Don’t let bad past experiences shatter the present and future awesome possibilities. Yeah we all have dated some “winners”  but leaving that baggage at the door is the best thing you can do. Because regrets are a waste of time. They are the past, crippling you in the present. That’s what she said.

 

Cheers & beers you crazy wing nuts!!! Have an awesome weekend!!

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So here is one of those things again. Enjoy !!!

 

My best friend says... I crack her the hell up.

People call me... something between a punk-rock chick and a bohemian sort of girl.

 

I most often dream... about being on the beach.

 

The best part of my day... is right when I get home from and can sit on my ass and eat dinner while watching TV.

 

I really don't understand... how people think their resume make them quality. That resume doesn’t mean jack if you are a total piece of shit as a person. Amen.

I get really annoyed... when people lie to me and their pants don’t catch on fire! Someone needs to fix that shit!!

There's nothing like a... really strong margarita, or 2.

Lately, I can't get enough... bike jerseys at REI. Don’t hate!!

 

One thing I am NOT is... compulsive liar.

I spent too much money at... REI . For all the things.

I want to learn.... how to wind surf.

 

If I ever met Keanu Reeves in real life, I would... tell him he looks much hotter in real life, wink, and walk away. Oh wait, that actually happened. When I ran into his manager later that day he said he had never seen the look on his face after I said that to him. Hey, I don’t suffer from celebrity worship.

I can't stop... riding my bike to work. Love it.

 

Never have I ever... just had one serving of Cheetos, or stayed with a guy that lied to me. Just say no ladies!! To the liars, not the Cheetos.

Reese Witherspoon... needs to go back to blonde.

Some random stuff today

Hey there crazy people. I know its been a bit since I have written anything. What can I say…….I have been lazy. Hehehee.

So some new updates here in the life of Jill. I joined a training program with Atlanta track club to train for the Peachtree. And no, I will not be running that shit. You have lost your damn mind. This JLo butt will be walkin it. Like it’s hot. Holla!! The only bad thing about this 11 week fiasco is that I have to wake up at 6 on Saturdays. If you know me, you know I would rather junk punch someone that early than get out of bed. I told my coworker (that talked me into the damn thing) that there better be Starbucks at the end of this rainbow. Seriously.

I do need some running shoes. The ones I have are not gonna cut it on the pavement. Anyone that is super rich……feel free to donate to the cause. On another note…..a review on the brooks compression pants……they are awesome. I will be getting another pair ASAP. I have dropped a few pounds so I will be getting a smaller size. Sweet!!!

 So that is the word for now.

Dating tips for the week……..

1.       Guys……….don’t say you are an adventurer if you sit on the couch and play video games the WHOLE time. That will bore the shit out of any chick.

2.       Ladies………if a guy’s mommy is still doing his laundry……run like hell. No one wants a man-child still stuck on the teat.

Cheers & beers all!!!