Yes I have kids......a cat and a dog

Hello crazy people. Hope everyone is doing well. So I am back on the mend after a repeat of a sinus infection and bronchitis. Make no mistake; I hate that coughing shit more than anything. I still cough a bit and can feel some nasty junk in my lungs. Super awesome. But at least I feel much better than I have in the last 2 weeks. The doctor gave me one of those albuterol inhalers. Seems to work pretty good but it make me bounce off the walls like a spider monkey cracked out on Starbucks.

I have lost a few pounds over the past few weeks. I think it has been from walking the new puppy all the time. Hey whatever works. He gets his walkies and I get a smaller ass. Win, win. The little dude is a bundle full of energy so I will take him along when I start the couch to 5K program. Yes you heard that right, this ass will be yogging (as my brother calls it). Not normally I think runners are complete psychopaths. You really wouldn’t catch me running unless there was a psycho clown with a bloody knife chasing me.  But something must be done to get the junk outta this trunk. It will help expend some of the furballs energy so he will not try to chew up everything in my apartment. Yay!!  I haven’t been riding my bike since I have been sick so I will get back in the saddle on Monday. And yes the rides will suck for a few weeks. Oh well. I am not a fan of putting gas in my car. Dislike. Like that shit is made of gold and fairy dust or something.

 

So that’s the word for today. The Atlanta ice cream festival is tomorrow at Piedmont Park. Yes, I will be there. It is pet friendly so I will probably bring the pupsters.

Cheers & beers!!!



And because I would marry the guy that said this to me........

Still here

Hello all. Did you miss me?  Crickets? Well here is the scoop about what has been goin on these days. I am sick with a sinus infection. Again. I am super pissed about this shit. I was just sick in May. My 4^th was mostly spent in bed or walking the puppy. Oh I adopted a lab puppy. He is super cute and a handful. I haven’t used my paper shredder at all since I got him because apparently shredding any sort of paper just thrills him to no end. We are still working on the potty training. Houdini scared the pups at first but now he runs from the dog. So of course he thinks the cat wants to play. Ohy. But they will get used to each other eventually.

I need a trick to kill this sinus infection like yesterday. I was told of an Irish cure but I am out of whiskey. Sigh. But since I feel like total hell I will try anything at this point. I have not been able to ride my bike since before the 4^th. But walking the dog has helped, when I am not coughing my head off. Yeah, super annoying. The little furball has a lot of energy so I need to get better right this damn second so I can actually jog with him when I get home.

 

On the dating front…….well…..I just really don’t give 2 shits right now. I am super tired of having to rid my life of compulsive liars. And that is all Atlanta seems to offer. Sad. But I handed off my online dating to one of my besties and her hubs to see if they can find a quality dude. Obviously my standards have slipped, so I will let them see what they can find. Hey it’s a win, win. She has a good man and neither of them would pick a looser for me. A guy’s opinion on this crap would be super helpful too. Seriously, they are the tits.  

 

I am looking for a new job too. Gotta spruce up the resume this week. I HATE writing resumes. I am going to look for something in San Diego probably. I have had enough of Atlanta. Plus, who would argue with surfing for your morning “gym time”? Not me. I am already packed. So if anyone knows of anything please let me know.

And of course the weekly dating tip……If you think someone is shady……you are probably right. Always trust your instincts.

Cheers & beers!!!