Hello, five
o'clock shadow.
There's something so manly (or Thunder-Godly) about some scruff. If I
wanted to make out with a smooth face, I'd kiss a woman mkay?
So that brings me to my favorite
month of the year (because it's conveniently
now).
Novembeard.
Movember. No-shave November.
A month where guys are encouraged
to have constant furryface from 5 o'clock shadows to full on mountain man. I dig
it. (Unless you have a weird beard. Be cool,
man.)
I meannnnnnnn,
yeah. At the very least, you have a good head start.
Do you also
have arm muscles? Can you fix things? Let me give you my number.
You don't have to go full-on
caveman. I just want you to have enough facial hair to look slightly rugged and
dirty but still smell like some kind of musky man smell (like rich
mahogany). Is that so
much to ask? Also, please ensure that your beard doesn't smell like rotten milk
and/or feet. Beard stank is NOT sexy.
Looks like
it's getting pretty serious.
A quick note about the 'stache.
I'm not on board with a mustache sans beard unless you're Tom Selleck, and even
then I'm ehhhh about it. To each his own, though.
Happy Friday all!
Cheers & beers!!!!
**Pictures (and perhaps some wording as well) borrowed from Nerky Megs blog. Cause she rocks.
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