My best friend says... I crack her the hell up.
People call me... something between a
punk-rock chick and a bohemian sort of girl.
I most often dream... about being on the beach.
The best part of my day... is right when I get home
from and can sit on my ass and eat dinner while watching TV.
I really don't understand... how people think their
resume make them quality. That resume doesn’t mean jack if you are a total
piece of shit as a person. Amen.
I get really annoyed... when people lie to me and
their pants don’t catch on fire! Someone needs to fix that shit!!
There's nothing like a... really strong margarita,
or 2.
Lately, I can't get enough... bike
jerseys at REI. Don’t hate!!
One thing I am NOT is... compulsive liar.
I spent too much money at... REI
. For all
the things.
I want to learn.... how to wind surf.
If I ever met Keanu Reeves in real life, I would... tell
him he looks much hotter in real life, wink, and walk away. Oh wait, that
actually happened. When I ran into his manager later that day he said he had
never seen the look on his face after I said that to him. Hey, I don’t suffer
from celebrity worship.
I can't stop... riding my bike to work.
Love it.
Never
have I ever... just had one serving of Cheetos, or stayed with a guy that lied to me. Just say no ladies!! To the liars, not the Cheetos.
Reese
Witherspoon... needs
to go back to blonde.
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